![]() Then the circle says back: That's how I roll.ħ. A triangle says to a circle: You're pointless. I was tired of being called a D rug dealer.Ħ. I used to sell rugs, but I had to stop selling the semi-circle ones. They tend to make one-sided conversations.ĥ. Why does America keep going in circles?ģ. The 2 circles argue all the time so the argument was pretty pointless.Ģ. The squares were arguing over who was hotter, even though they were both 90 degrees. So, here are some Circle PunsĢ squares were in an argument and 2 circles were in an argument. However, clever use of Geometry puns made in circles can definitely ease the tension. Play with it …create Geometry jokes for students, create Geometry puns and you’ll see that Geometry is so much human and so much of fun!Ī lot of students find circles tough. The point is don’t make Geometry a dreaded subject. ![]() Well, one thing is for sure….you’ll never forget the concepts mentioned in this letter! In other words, my love for you extends to infinity. Even if you were to add my two passions, each of them squared it would only equal the square of my love for you. My love for you will always be more than the squares of my two passions- mathematics and geometry. Today, my love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. But seeing you, I was thrown out of this spherical world with my eyes making a tangent to your eyes. Before I met you my heart was an equilateral triangle that treated everyone equally. Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house with a triangular garden, I saw you at your square window. I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.įollow Kettle Fire Creative on Facebook or Twitter to see all of the shareable custom graphics and for weekly #MondayPunday humor.So, back to our imagination If Pythagoras fell in love, what would his love letter to his lady love read like? Yesterday I swallowed some food coloring. You’re becoming a vegetarian? I think that’s a big missed steak.ģ4. The grape didn’t say much when he got stepped on. I’d ask my teddy bear if he’s hungry, but he’s stuffed.ģ2. When you dream in color, is it a pigment of your imagination? Punny foodģ1. To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!ģ0. On the other hand she was completely fine.Ģ9. His theory on inertia never seemed to gain momentum.Ģ8. I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.Ģ6. ![]() Once you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.Ģ5. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.Ģ3. I wanted to buy a camouflage shirt, but I didn’t see one.Ģ2. I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn’t help me. My fear of moving stairs is escalating.Ģ0. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.ġ9. What do you call a piece of toast at the zoo? Bread in captivity. What would you call a fish with a missing eye? A fsh, probably.ġ6. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.ġ5. How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler.ġ3. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Why does Peter Pan fly all the time? He Neverlands.ġ1. The golfer brought an extra pair of pants in case he got a hole in one.ġ0. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery. Writing with a dull pencil is pointless.Ĩ. Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.Ħ. Did you hear about that great new shovel? It’s ground breaking.ĥ. I meant to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.ģ. Here are 35 puns that will make your day! Objects of humourġ. We collected the funniest puns and created custom single-line graphics for each one. To promote our copywriting services, we launched the #MondayPunday social media series. Puns! Humorous word play that makes you roll your eyes, sigh, and think that’s so bad it’s good.
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